The Shmushed Cupcake


Amongst my various ramblings, rants, and escapades, you'll find fashion, artwork, and a horcrux or two.

Autour de moi:About Me
I'm 19, and a French Major.
I dye my hair too much and stalk Adele.
I'm your average,every day, ordinary, teenage robot. :)

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15,988 notes • Saturday, November 26, 2011 • reblog this

the-absolute-funniest-posts:   This is a cool blog to follow

20,085 notes • Sunday, November 20, 2011 • reblog this

Tumblr is fucking ridiculous

bl0ndes-do-it-better:

a person over 300 pounds is considered beautiful in every single way, and they don’t need to change for anyone. Yet a girl who is 105 pounds is considered ugly & gross. I will never understand.

So that’s why anorexic bitches are constantly reblogged? 

Fatties are constantly made into fucked up motivational posters?

300lbs is life threatening. 105 isn’t as bad, but it’s still not healthy depending on height. 

Also, who fucking cares.  

33 notes • Thursday, October 27, 2011 • reblog this

cosmo sex tip #666

rappinpicard:

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

I cracked up hard.

59,573 notes • Wednesday, October 26, 2011 • reblog this

c-l-a-s-s-y-s-l-u-t-t: forever alone guys 7,000,000,000 Actually :) Pigmies and aliens

71,629 notes • Saturday, October 22, 2011 • reblog this

312 notes • Monday, October 17, 2011 • reblog this

lantzy: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. Must Reblog.

13,405 notes • Monday, October 10, 2011 • reblog this

imagine having your period on your wedding day…

you-smile-that-beautiful-smile:

christinapoynter:

a girl didn’t reblog and she had her period on her wedding day.

56,113 notes • Saturday, October 08, 2011 • reblog this

Saw this girl browsing Tumblr just before class today, I was all.. YOU’RE FROM THE INTERNET!
1 note • Thursday, October 06, 2011 • reblog this

She’s pregnant with the guy in the black suits baby. callin’ it early. its gonna be ripped from her womb at some point.
11 notes • Thursday, October 06, 2011 • reblog this